Why Did the Kitty Cat Cross the Road?

On the way to school today a cat crossed the street about a half a block in front of us.

Katie: "Daddy, did you see that Kitty Cat? Why did he cross the road?"
Me: "To get to the other side!"
Katie: (in annoyed tone) "I was not joking Daddy, I was asking a question."
VJ: "Why did the chicken cross the road?"
Katie: "Because he was stuffed." (which is the punchline to some joke she heard on the kid's TV channel.)
VJ: "To get his doughnut to his house. Hahaha. That's funny, right Daddy?"